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The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. Just one wish, each person is only allowed one!" So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smokeĪnd a beautiful genie is standing before him. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about oneįoot high and sets him on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. He sits down and places theīag on the counter. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."Ī man walks into a bar with a paper bag. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bum.
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Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happierĪ guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. The donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get The next day, the local paper headline read: The pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.